A subhead I saw on Wired News:
The case of sex.com is slated to go before a federal appeals court, which will hear arguments from an accused con man, a porn-site operator and the largest domain-name registry [Verisign].

Quick: Which of these three is the most dishonest?

The lawyers have to be loving this one, because they’re absolutely guaranteed not to be the most hated people in the courtroom.