Someone I know house-sat this weekend for a couple who are slightly older than my parents. Their youngest daughter, from what I could tell, is about my age, and they have two older daughters. All are out of the house.
It was like walking into a time warp in a lot of ways. There’s an old Zenith console TV in the living room. My aunt and uncle had one very similar to it when I was in grade school, and it spent several years in the basement after it lost its job in the family room. First there was an Atari 2600 connected to it, and later a Nintendo Entertainment System. My cousin and I used to spend hours playing Pole Position and Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out and various baseball games down there.
The living room housed a modern JVC TV, armed with a modern Sony DVD player and RCA VCR. But in the other corner was a stereo. The Radio Shack Special 8-track player was the stereotypical 1970s/early 1980s brushed metal look, as was the graphic equalizer. The tuner was also a Radio Shack special, styled in that mid-1980s wanna-be futuristic style. If you lived through that time period, you probably know what I’m talking about. But if you’re much younger than me, you’re probably shrugging your shoulders. Beneath it was a Panasonic single-disc CD player in that same style, and a Pioneer dual tape deck. A very nice pair of Fisher speakers finished it off. It was definitely a setup that would have turned heads 17 years ago. (I have to wonder if the Fishers might not have been added later.)
It seems like there are only two genres of music capable of being emitted by an 8-track player. Once genre includes Led Zeppelin and Rush. The other includes John Denver, Rod Stewart, Barry Manilow and The Carpenters. Their collection was on the latter side, which sent my curiosity scurrying off elsewhere.
But I had to try out that stereo. I kind of like The Carpenters, but I have to be in the mood for them, and I’ve heard enough John Denver and Rod Stewart and Barry Manilow to last me forever. So I checked out the CDs. Their CD collection was an interesting mix, but with a good selection of contemporary Christian (albeit mostly pretty conservative contemporary Christian). I popped in a CD from Big Tent Revival. I don’t remember the title, but the disc was from 1995 and featured the song “Two Sets of Joneses,” which I still hear occasionally on contemporary Christian radio today.
About three measures into the disc, I understood why they hadn’t replaced that setup with something newer. It blew my mind. I heard a stereo that sounded like that once. In 1983, we moved to Farmington, Mo., which was at the time a small town of probably around 6,000. We lived on one side of the street. Our neighbor across the street owned the other side of the street. Any of you who’ve lived in small midwestern towns know what I mean when I say he owned the town.
Well, in addition to owning the biggest restaurant and catering business and tool rental business in town and a gas station, he also owned a mind-blowing stereo system. Hearing this one took me back.
I almost said they don’t make them like that anymore. Actually they do still make stereo equipment like that, and it costs every bit as much today as it cost in 1985.
And Big Tent Revival sounded good. If I’m ever out and see that disc, it’s mine.
Upstairs in one of the bedrooms, I spied a bookshelf. It was stocked with books of Peanuts cartoons, but also tons and tons of books I remember reading in grade school. Books by the likes of Beverly Cleary and Judy Blume, and books by other people that I remember reading 15 or even 20 years ago. The only things I didn’t remember seeing were S.E. Hinton and Paul Zindel, but as I recall, those books hit me so hard at such a period in my life that I didn’t leave those books at home. Or maybe Hinton and Zindel were a guy thing. I’m not sure. But seeing some of the names that made me want to be a writer, and being reminded of some of the others, well, it really took me back.
Next to that bookshelf was a lamp. Normally there’s nothing special about a lamp, but this lamp was made from a phone. This reminded me of my dad, because Dad went through a phase in life where there were exactly two kinds of things in this world: Things you could make a lamp from, and things you couldn’t make a lamp from. Well, this was a standard-issue wall-mount rotary phone from the pre-breakup AT&T Monopoly days. One just like it hung in my aunt and uncle’s kitchen well into the 1980s.
The computer was modern; a Gateway Pentium 4 running Windows Me. It desperately needed optimizing, as my Celeron-400 running Win98 runs circles around it. Note to self: The people who think Optimizing Windows was unnecessary have never seriously used a computer. But I behaved.
I don’t even know why I’m writing about this stuff. I just thought it was so cool.
But I remember long ago I wrote a column in my student newspaper (I’d link to it but it’s not in the Wayback Machine), which was titled simply “Retro-Inactive.” Basically it blasted retro night, calling it something that people use to evoke their past because their present is too miserable to be bearable.
Then I considered the present. Then I thought about the 1980s. We had problems in the 1980s, but they were all overshadowed by one big one–the Soviet Union–that kept most of us from even noticing the others. We had one big problem and by George, we solved it.
So I conceded that given the choice between living in the ’90s or living in the ’80s, well, the ’80s sure were a nice place to visit. Just don’t expect me to live there.
I’m sure people older than me have similar feelings about the ’70s, the ’60s, the ’50s, and every other previous decade.
And I guess I was just due for a visit.
Thanks for the post, I enjoyed it immensely and can see all the things you described clearly. Back in 1977 I saved up my hard earned $ (I was a 17 then) and bought a “Sound Design” 8 track player/recorder. The thing worked well (but the level controls were too sensitive and you had to barely nudge them to get the optimum level for recording)and actually sounded pretty good. I still have it and one of these days when I get my “basement museum” working I’ll take it out and connect it with some other old stereo components to have music to run my old working IBM PC XT by, the two items not being too much disjoined in time!
Note to self: The people who think Optimizing Windows was unnecessary have never seriously used a computer. But I behaved.
Dave, did you do the gallant thing 🙂 and offer them your optimizing services?
I learned to duck and cover in school in the fifties.
Russia doesn’t have the control over their nuclear materials that the Soviet Union had. We’ve paid to destroy a great many of their weapons but their best is still available.
They now have a military that has terrible morale while fighting in Chechnya. There are reports of radioactive materials being sold by the military.
Kennedy sent us all to Church in October of 62. I prayed that if the Russians launched, the missile would explode exactly one thousand feet above my head.
I knew that Houston would be one of their primary targets.
They are still dangerous.
Big Tent Revival- that’s the name of the album… it was their first one. The Ballad of Arlis Richards is my favorite on it. It’s the last song, and has an awesome chorus.
That stereo reminded me of my setup in the 80s… A 1977 Sansui Amp, two Technics turntables, dual Technics cassette deck (with the little metering things – and they had Dolby!), an 8 track player (unknown origin), and some Pioneer speakers. My uncle left the country, and so I built the hybrid beastie between my father’s stereo and his stuff he left behind.
Oh, and remember those 10lb headphones from the 70s? Those too… LOL
I wish I still had that system. But when I left, my younger cousing did what I did. He passed it down, and it’s been improved. Maybe I should find out where it is now.
Music *is* important.