Would someone please explain to me how it’s George W. Bush’s fault that people started buying gas-guzzling cars again in the mid-1990s, driving up the demand of fuel and thus the cost (though when you adjust for inflation, gas costs less today than it did in 1980, and it’s not that much more expensive than bottled water or soda), and how it’s George W. Bush’s fault that California is overpopulated? Please?
My tiny little brain just doesn’t understand, and my Mom taught me that when everyone else seems to have the problem, chances are it’s really you who has the problem. So since everyone else understands this, I must have the problem, so, please, enlighten me.

And, also, would someone please tell whether the disappearance of the Lindbergh baby had anything to do with George W. Bush? I’m starting to wonder.