In Saturday Night Live’s second, third, and fourth seasons, Dan Aykroyd played a recurring character named Irvin Mainway who sold dangerous toys to kids, like a space helmet that was just a clear plastic bag and a rubber band to affix it, and a bag of broken glass. Hey, it was the 70s. Lawn darts were still legal and seatbelts weren’t mandatory. Seeing this 1984 ad from Langley-St. Clair made me immediately think of Irvin Mainway.
If Irvin Mainway made computer accessories, he’d make this










