Hey, now! How did I get brought into this?

Thoughts and views expressed by R. Collins in no way reflect my own and I will not be held responsible for them. –Dave’s mom

Many have tried. They obtained a ticket on a first class carrier but their luggage was lost. Without a reservation in a fine hotel, one must rough it.
The French are known for their rudeness to invaders.
They do make exceptions for the Germans. The French planted those magnificent oaks on the boulevards so the Germanic hordes might march in the shade.
R. Collins would be President today if he had acknowledged his Irish side.

Let me express my condolences on your astounding defeat, R. Collins. America was originally an English colony, so that a Scot was trounced only repeats history immemorial. Since Scotland is so new to this independence thing, one cannot expect them to be good politicians.

I must interject on the topic of voter fitness. As R. Collins may not be aware, the peasantry is allowed to vote in America. Of course, rational people should not allow this. Voters should own property and have a sufficient IQ score, since those with such characteristics know what is best for the country. I suspect IQ may have played a part in R. Collins’ failed presidential bid.

As for invading France, many have tried. And France still stands. Another transparent, jealous plank in R. Collins’ platform.

Okay, my apologies… your mother is unpunchable… you are lucky to have one so wise.

Now, let’s discuss the French invasion plan.