Dave's rules for safe e-mail usage. Please feel free to copy and paste and save this for future use. Print it out and hang copies next to your users' monitors if you want. Make a poster out of it, I don't care.

I hate viruses. So. I stumble in to work Thursday. I make the mistake of checking my mail before I've had my coffee. Mail from a VIP. "Please kindly check this ..." I read no further. I spy an attachment, so I do exactly--in my mind--what it asks. I open the attachment in Notepad and look at it. Hmm. A VBscript program written by someone who doesn't like school. Hmm. Wait, why's this thing messing with the registry? Why's this thing making copies of some files and deleting others? Crap! This is a virus! Who else did she send this to? Meanwhile a neighbor's jabbering away at me about something or another. "Shuddup!" I tell him as I print it out. I print the code (4 pages I think), grab it, circle a couple of offending lines of code, then rush upstairs. Yep, you've got it. We were infected with the now-notorious "Iloveyou" virus.