BBSpot: "IIS couldn't keep up when Slashdot posted a link to that web-interface I made for turning Rudolph's new LED nose on and off. That was the last straw," [Santa] Claus continued. "I'm entrusting the entire holiday of Christmas to a company that can't even make a reliable web server?"

The story mentions lots of other reasons for Santa to switch from Windows. I guess that means Santa doesn't believe that controversial IDC report from last month or whenever it was. Thanks to Karl Koenig for this link.