The virus parade continues. I saw some really disturbing speculation on BetaNews today. Of course there's the news of 10 variants on VBS.LoveLetter. Worse yet, there's speculation of what kind of havoc a trojan horse jumping on ICQ could cause. I don't know if ICQ is scriptable, but what if someone implemented a program that contacts the ICQ network (possibly by borrowing code from one of the open-source Linux ICQ clones), then sends itself to all of your ICQ contacts? A lot of ICQ users indiscriminately accept and run any file sent to them. Just another conduit. Hopefully it's beyond most virus writers. (Most virus writers are on my programming level. If I download a real program, you know, like an open-source Linux utility, I'm pretty clueless about four lines in. I can follow virus code, because it's simple.)

Microsoft really needs to start giving a rip about security. I know it's fashionable to bash MS, but I was bashing them back in 1990 and never really stopped, so hear me out. There's just far too much exploitable scripting capability in contemporary MS products. Worse yet, these languages don't abort on errors anymore, which creates a breeding ground for new viruses. When two viruses merge, the code still executes. The gibberish that in days of old would have stopped the program today gets passed over and the program keeps running. I can see popping up a dialog box that says "Run-time error," with two buttons (continue and abort). I longed for that years ago when I still aspired to be a programmer. But no, that's not dummy-proof enough.

Well, guess what? Now our computers are so dummy-proof that they're time bombs. Thanks Bill. Now we still can't get any work done. Used to be because it was too hard to figure out. Now it's because our computers keep getting their system files wiped out.

I saw an Amiga 1200 on eBay for about $75 the other day. Time to throw these MS-infected PCs out the door of a low-flying plane over the Redmond campus, (yes, I know there's a perfectly good possibility they'll hit someone) and replace them with real computers that are reliable and not afraid of asking the user a question.

But I know good and well I'll probably just abandon Windows as a primary OS and just run it in VMWare sessions. At least then, when Windows decides to take a dump all over itself (or let some virus do it), the mess is confined. Not that I have a virus problem because I open things in Notepad before doing anything with them, but we've already been through that.

Another observation. This one's shorter, I promise. Are we so love-starved that we'll open some attachment called "love letter" without even looking at it? That all of our better judgment gets suspended until it's too late? (I ask as U2's "Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses," which might as well be about my last serious relationship, comes on over my.mp3.com--very funny.)

Hey, there's a song in there somewhere. "Love by Outlook." Hmm. Time to go give the synth a workout.

Oh yeah. That question I asked. I don't have a good answer for it. An evangelist in Columbia thought he had the ultimate answer. Didn't work. So I ended up moving to St. Louis to get a new start. New old familiar territory, got a new job, signed a book deal, and life was good again. I doubt that'll work for everyone else. But it's a lot better than an e-mail attachment.