R. Collins, your ignorance is exceeded only by your flatulence.

I must remind you that the capital of the indomitable French lands is Paris. The capital of Scottish lands is London. France has regions such as Bordeaux, Burgundy, and Champagne that produce exquisite foodstuffs sharing these names. In the UK, there is a region called Scotland that produces boiled offal (haggis) and manskirts. It is no coincidence which the Germans coveted, their love of Lederhosen withstanding.

I am alarmed that you must function on only 2 GB of memory, but have limited capital. Your single-clocked SDRAM would be of no use in my current array of machinery, by the way. Next you’ll accuse me of stealing your old 802.11g wireless equipment.

We do share a common taste for vintage radios. However, differences still remain in our definitions of "manservant". Particularly, my manservants do not ride on the back of a large truck full of refuse that stops by my house on a weekly basis.

I see that Raunche found his pretentious word of the day calendar.

While my esteemed aristocrat is correct that philanthropy is best handled by the aristocracy, he is mistaken about me, as usual. One way to accumulate wealth is to accept it when offered to you. Of course, the French are more adept at giving things away, particularly when it comes to giving land to Germany.

I was having difficulty loading David’s site, until I realized I only had 2 gigs of RAM in the PC I was using. At first I thought David had pinched some, but then I remembered that most of his machines use DIPs and other forms of antiquated memory. It must have been one of my manservants. Or possibly Raunche.

But as far as gifting vintage electronics to me, I do have a fondness for antique radios, but other than that, I am not interested. I have phased out everything with a CRT at my estates. When I want something gone, I just tell my manservants to get rid of it.

Unfortunately, I fear you’d have the same luck donating anything from your (minor) cache of computers. Who would take a single-core machine from before 2006?