My wife asked me today if we could go look at dogs. We’ve been talking about getting one for a while. "Well," I said. "You never just look at dogs. If there’s a dog there, you’ll come home with one." I know these things. So I asked if we were ready if we came home with one.
She said we were. Next thing I knew, we were driving home with a dog in the back seat, trying to worm her way into the front.